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You Guys Are Dumber than You Look is the season premiere of Survivor: Micronesia.

Story[]

Day 1[]

Jeff reveals to the ten contestants already there that their opponents will be past Survivor players. Most of the favorites are welcomed with a loud round of applause. Jeff reveals the first challenge to the contestants. With help from Yau-Man ChanKathy Sleckman wins immunity for the Fans and Yau-Man wins immunity for the Favorites.

Day 2[]

Day 3[]

Before Tribal Council, Jon Dalton asks to be voted out so he can take care of his family. Although there is some skepticism, especially from Jonathan Penner and Eliza Orlins, the castaways agree and Jon is unanimously voted out.

Challenges[]

Challenge: First to Shore
Hidden on the island across the lagoon are two Individual Immunity Idols, one for each tribe. The first person from each tribe to grab the idol is safe at their first visit to Tribal Council.
Winners: Kathy Sleckman and Yau-Man Chan

Challenge: Reinventing The Wheel
Both teams will race to assemble four puzzle wheels and attach them to a cart, in which two of their tribemates will ride. Pushing the cart through a series of obstacles to a finish platform, the tribes will then disassemble the puzzle wheels and use them to complete a turnstile. Finally, they will wind the turnstile to raise a fire wok, igniting their tribal cauldron. The first tribe to ignite their cauldron wins.
Reward: Flint.
Winner: Airai

Tribal Council[]

Tribal Council 1:
Malakal
Voted
Against
Voter
S16 jon t
Jon (9 votes)
S16 amanda tS16 ami tS16 cirie tS16 eliza t
S16 james tS16 jonathan tS16 ozzy tS16 parvati tS16 yauman t
Amanda, Ami, Cirie, Eliza, James, Jonathan, Ozzy, Parvati, Yau-Man
S16 ozzy t
Ozzy (1 vote)
S16 jon t
Jon
VOTED OUT:
S16 jon bw
Jon Dalton

Voting Confessionals[]

Edited versions of Jonathan and Yau-Man's confessionals were shown in the episode. Full confessionals are from CBS's YouTube account.[2]

S16 ami t
Ami
(voting against Jon) You asked for it.
S16 jonathan t
Jonathan
(voting against Jon) Jonny, I have to vote for you. You asked me to, and I'm happy to oblige. I wish you, your beautiful girlfriend, and your baby the best of luck, and...good luck to you.
S16 ozzy t
Ozzy
(voting against Jon) Thanks for the advice, and I wish you all the best in the world man.
S16 amanda t
Amanda
(voting against Jon) I really respect your decision, and I wish you the best of luck.
S16 james t
James
(voting against Jon) I'm doing what you asked.
S16 parvati t
Parvati
(voting against Jon) Alright, I'm voting for you because this is what you wanted. Go home and take care of your baby's mama. You're invited to the cool kids' dinner when we get back in town.
S16 jon t
Jon
(voting against Ozzy) Go win, kid.
S16 cirie t
Cirie
(voting against Jon) Well, only you know what's best for you, and if you feel this is best for you, good luck.
S16 yauman t
Yau-Man
(voting against Jon) Jonny, goodbye. It's been good knowing you. I'm glad I got to know you. I wish you the best of luck as a father. I am a father of two very happy, very well-adjusted teenage daughters. My wife and I raised them right. Need any advice on how to raise a baby, raise a baby to a happy and well-adjusted child, I will be very happy to give you some advice. Thank you.
S16 eliza t
Eliza
(voting against Jon) Fairplay, I'm sad you're going. Over the past few days I've realized we could be great friends. I'm gonna miss you a lot around camp. I can't wait to meet Piper.

Final Words[]

S16 jon bw
Jon
I definitely feel I did the right thing. I had every single person here eating out all in my hand and, uh, to go out on my own terms, I'm very happy with that. No regrets at all. Last time I was the biggest bad guy ever, and this time I'm a responsible adult that people like, some even loved. What's going on in the world?

Still in the Running[]

 Jon
20th
S16 jon bw
 Alexis
Airai
S16 alexis t
 Amanda
Malakal
S16 amanda t
 Ami
Malakal
S16 ami t
 Chet
Airai
S16 chet t
 Cirie
Malakal
S16 cirie t
 Eliza
Malakal
S16 eliza t
 Erik
Airai
S16 erik t
 James
Malakal
S16 james t
 Jason
Airai
S16 jason t
 Joel
Airai
S16 joel t
 Jonathan
Malakal
S16 jonathan t
 Kathy
Airai
S16 kathy t
 Mary
Airai
S16 mary t
 Mikey B.
Airai
S16 mikeyb t
 Natalie
Airai
S16 natalie t
 Ozzy
Malakal
S16 ozzy t
 Parvati
Malakal
S16 parvati t
 Tracy
Airai
S16 tracy t
 Yau-Man
Malakal
S16 yauman t

Trivia[]

  • According to Kathy, the Malakal tribe received a one-minute penalty during the Immunity Challenge due to Jonathan trying to cheat.[3]
  • Jon's vote against Ozzy Lusth was not revealed to the tribe.
  • This marks the first time a contestant received 9 votes against them at a single Tribal Council, excluding revotes.
  • This episode's title was said by Jon Dalton to the Fans tribe in the conversation leading up to the Immunity Challenge.

References[]

Survivor: Micronesia Episodes
"You Guys Are Dumber than You Look" · "The Sounds of Jungle Love" · "I Should Be Carried on the Chariot-Type Thing!" · "That's Baked, Barbecued and Fried!" · "He's a Ball of Goo!" · "It Hit Everyone Pretty Hard" · "Like a Wide-Eyed Kid in the Candy Store" · "A Lost Puppy Dog" · "I'm in Such a Hot Pickle!" · "I Promise..." · "I'm Ruthless... and Have a Smile on My Face" · "I'm Gonna Fix Her!" · "If It Smells Like a Rat, Give It Cheese" · "Stir the Pot!" · "Reunion"
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